Ali’s #1 Top-Ranked Utopic Daydream:
All the people I love – friends, family – live in the same neighborhood. And I get to see everyone pretty much whenever I want. And we have large “family” meals, and game nights, and afternoon tea, and block parties, and there’s always music and laughter…
The Runner-Up:
A therapeutic process wherein, Step 1): the entire muscular system is removed from the skeleton, then Step 2): all knots, scar tissue, calcium deposits, and other nasties are worked out (possibly with the assistance of meat tenderizer or papaya extract), and finally Step 3): the tissues, now smooth and supple beyond description are spread back evenly onto the bones.
Like butter.
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