Potential Career Moves Encountered While on a Streetcar

1) Live mannequin/go-go dancer in window front of MizBehavin.’ 11am to close on Saturdays? I could do that.

2) Intelligent Office. Offer services as pretend administrative assistant to small start-up companies. “Mr. Brown? Let me see if he’s available.” Put on hold for 15 seconds, glance around small, empty room. “I’m sorry, he’s in a meeting. Can I take a message?” Being paid to lie? I could do that.

3) Kept woman. At least temporarily? Yes, I could do that.